You know there is a wonderful (or something) web site called www.somethingawful.com which is dedicated to how "The Internet makes you stupid". Well worth a visit.
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Posted by Kierun at September 22, 2005 01:14 AM
You should do this more often. It was quite entertaining reading your review of the internet.
Welcome back, btw, it's been too long between posts.
Posted by Digger at September 22, 2005 02:00 AM
Axe wound.
Posted by Nameless at September 22, 2005 02:16 AM
Bloody hilarious, well worth the wait!
I was beginning to feel it again, that sweaty, Dorito-stained hopelessness
I know exactly what you mean.
Posted by Camilla at September 22, 2005 04:47 AM
"You could practically smell the sweat and the pizza farts, and feel the pulsing of volcanic zits."
Pure Socar Gold!
Posted by Virge at September 22, 2005 04:50 AM
"Do you think there was a reason the killer sodomized your husband with a banana?"
Law and Order, I presume? Rawk.
Good to have you back. Any luck with the psychology-obsessed physician?
Your reviews are hysterical - just the first paragraph of this one got me chuckling and it was all over from there. Hee!
Best to you!
Posted by Fala at September 22, 2005 07:11 AM
I try to embrace bad writing like, "I proceeded to lick her." Me, I'm proceeding to get sumtin ta eat. Then I'll be proceeding to da baffroom.
Posted by jk at September 22, 2005 07:29 AM
As your newest fan it was a long wait; expecting the familiar disappointment when I checked your site, imagine my glee when I saw a new post!
Posted by Justice Chickens at September 23, 2005 06:10 PM
I can't wait for 'Justice Chickens' to post again, just so I can read that byline again.
Posted by Gail at September 25, 2005 08:02 AM