I know what happened. Whenever the phone queue for Canada Post gets too long, they redirect your call to Dial An Argument. That wouldn't be too bad if they staffed the DAA lines with experienced disputants, but instead they've been recruiting from the Concerned Conservatives Club, where it is an accepted debating technique to deny both reality and logic.
Posted by Virge at May 26, 2006 07:16 PM
Ever since I was really young I thought girls with shaved heads were beautiful. If I saw a girl with a buzz cut walking through a crowd I'd always follow her with my eyes. When I was younger. I'm fairly disillusion these days. Still, the Sinead O'Connor thing...well, most girls who cut their hair regret it.
Posted by some-one at May 27, 2006 09:09 AM
Oh man, not only that filthy chlorine in the drinking water, but also those stupid price tags with prices before taxes. I had forgotten all about that. Each and every time I had to look for more money when I was about to pay for my groceries.
Something else that's been bothering me about that very same stupid tax system is that it's possible to get part of the taxes paid for lodging back at the airport, when one's about to leave the country. So then you're stuck with a couple of hundred Canadian Dollars when you don't have a place nor time to spend it. Bastards!
I hate that. I hate Vancouver. Not only is it the ugliest city in the world with all those crap ugly buildings, aren't there any restaurants where the food is prepared by an actual cook, but on top of that it's situated on the backside of the planet.
Why, oh why, am I going to visit it for the third time in three years this summer?
Maybe it's because I like people who say:
"They were insistent, but I was adamant. FUCK the Royal Bank, and the annual fee they rode in on."
Ha, ha, ha!
Posted by Frits at May 27, 2006 10:26 AM
Not revolutionary, but you might consider to exchange names of Jack and Vogel? "Mr. Vogel didn't dare to enter the living room, for Jack was still flying around".
Posted by Jim Chuckman at May 29, 2006 02:03 AM