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May 26, 2007

This Site Doesn't Belong to Mr. Boose!

NB: This listing is false. The site in question is not mine. Please direct your complaints, queries, pleas, and accusations of fraud elsewhere. (Where? Mr. Boose cannot tell you. Mr. Boose does not know.)

Ah, Internet of mystery, what have you done to me, this time?

Nothing good can come of this.


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Posted by Ratty at 08:12 PM
Categories: The Internet
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May 20, 2007

The Death of Mr. Boose

FOUR LINES FOR A WAGE-SLAVING FOOL

No more, I'll gaze upon the towers
Beyond the pane, across the way;
Last week, I laboured eighty hours,
For paltry gain--I've spent my pay!

I think I'll save up for one last grand adventure. Heaven before I die, sort of thing. Only, instead of heaven, Tokyo. Or Firenze. Maybe even Hong Kong. I fancy a change of scene.

It'll take me about a year to save enough money for my adventure, assuming nothing else breaks, and I don't buy any damn videogames. (Broken things, since January: one television, one PS2; also, a digital camera, a desktop computer, a laptop, and a microwave. Videogames bought: dear God, too many! Haven't even played half of 'em.)

This evening, I weigh ninety pounds, and have lots of energy. I had lost a bit of weight, what with the new job, and all, but I'm quickly becoming used to the extra work. Next month, I'm getting a new position, some new responsibilities, and a small wage increase. Look at me go. Ha! Brilliant.


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Posted by Ratty at 07:01 PM
Categories: Life in the Rat's Nest
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April 22, 2007

Mr. Boose Learns Restraint

We had funny weather, today. The sky was blue round the edges, with a great cumulonimbus hat on top. It was like having a nice day and a rubbish one at the same time.

Between the hours of two and three, some berk played Who Let the Dogs Out on his car stereo. He was parked right under my window, so I could hear every word. I thought about leaning out and shouting "I let the dogs out--wanna make something of it?" --but I didn't.


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Posted by Ratty at 08:17 PM
Categories: I'm a Hoser! | Odd Wee Snippets
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