May 2007

2 entries.

• This Site Doesn't Belong to Mr. Boose!: 05.26.07
• The Death of Mr. Boose: 05.20.07

April 2007

2 entries.

• Mr. Boose Learns Restraint: 04.22.07
• Two Cars on their Sides: 04.18.07

December 2006

26 entries.

• Saddam, Saddam, CAR ON ITS SIDE, Saddam: 12.30.06
• Silent Night: 12.25.06
• Not Tonight--I've Got A Headache: 12.24.06
• Big Red Ghost: 12.23.06
• Limericks for a Shoe-Eating Goat: 12.22.06
• A Pair of Trousers: 12.21.06
• The Unfortunate Professor: 12.20.06
• Vile Bodies: 12.19.06
• Noise Report: 12.18.06
• In Which I'm Peeved Because Nobody Said Hi: 12.17.06
• Bite-Sized Smartassery: 12.16.06
• Respectacles: 12.15.06
• I Hate That!: 12.14.06
• Fun on the Downtown Bus: 12.13.06
• Bird You, Bus-Stop Man: 12.12.06
• Scrapings from a Mildewed Tooth: 12.11.06
• I'd Rather Be a Dish than Do One: 12.10.06
• Living in a Vagina: 12.09.06
• Insecticide: 12.08.06
• Limerick for (B)Logorrhea: 12.07.06
• Socks for Socks: 12.06.06
• Feeling a bit Flushed: 12.05.06
• Vegetable Wars: 12.04.06
• Another Damn Chase Scene: 12.03.06
• Lazy Saturday Departmental Reports: 12.02.06
• If My Fingers Were Really Penises: 12.01.06

November 2006

4 entries.

• The Monstermelon: 11.26.06
• The Exploding Chicken: 11.23.06
• Vendetta Day, 2006: 11.20.06
• Loofah Thou Thy Loo - Happy World Toilet Day!: 11.19.06

July 2006

1 entries.

• Hootenanny of Indeterminate Composition: 07.04.06

June 2006

17 entries.

• A Destructive Force: 06.30.06
• This Place Has Too Many Departments: 06.29.06
• Who's Mad?: 06.28.06
• Soap Rolls: 06.27.06
• A Squeezy Lemon: 06.26.06
• Pickety Packbawkies: 06.22.06
• Month of the Toad: 06.21.06
• They're Not Giant Rats--They're "Rodents of Size": 06.20.06
• Prehensile Brows are the Worst: 06.19.06
• Your Dog Stinks: 06.16.06
• La Morte d'Arthur: 06.15.06
• It Died Like a Character in an Evelyn Waugh Novel: 06.14.06
• I Hate That Noise!: 06.13.06
• Pinchas Zuckerman and the Nudie Cyclists: 06.12.06
• Twist-Tie: 06.09.06
• Mr. Arse-In-Air: 06.08.06
• A Sodding Potato Masher: 06.01.06

May 2006

22 entries.

• The Flying Dustman: 05.31.06
• Niggles and Mr. Nobody Blow the Man: 05.30.06
• The Royal Bank is a Bunch of Cunts: 05.29.06
• Peas, Onions, Carry the Three: 05.26.06
• Man with a Blower: 05.25.06
• Saved Bites, This Bites, Rat Bite, Bird Bite: 05.24.06
• A Short List of Things I Hate: 05.23.06
• Another Dumpster Dive: 05.19.06
• Gone All That Bunchy Way: 05.18.06
• Rat or Maus?: 05.17.06
• Four Point Six (Six, Six, Six...) Sneezes: 05.16.06
• Big, Mangy Chairboogers: 05.15.06
• Making a Cassowary out of a Peahen: 05.12.06
• If I Don't Get My Way....: 05.11.06
• Packbawky Performance Reviews: 05.10.06
• Departmental Reports: May 9. (Really May 9, This Time!): 05.09.06
• Pulling Two Thousand Teeth: 05.08.06
• Two Thousand Words Per Day: 05.05.06
• Good Thing my Head is Attached: 05.04.06
• Grotesque White Creature: 05.03.06
• Orange Julius Spot: 05.02.06
• Poor Daikon: 05.01.06

April 2006

2 entries.

• No Jokes on Socks: 04.02.06
• Un Altro Inganno (APRIL FOOL!): 04.01.06

March 2006

2 entries.

• A Lazy, No-Good, Silly-Billy Rat: 03.29.06
• Oozy Cooze: 03.22.06

February 2006

5 entries.

• The Greater Wide-Striped Buttocksbiter: 02.20.06
• Wibble: 02.10.06
• Pure Joy: 02.09.06
• A Dirty, Filthy Rat: 02.08.06
• Letters from a Banged-Up Princess: 02.06.06

January 2006

10 entries.

• Pits of Internet Sadassery: 01.29.06
• Mr. Yellow Gets Bullied: 01.20.06
• I Pinch Pennies and Waste Money: 01.11.06
• The Birds Settle In: 01.08.06
• Beware the Bhaaaaaghs: 01.06.06
• Dear Sandman: 01.05.06
• National Bird Day: 01.04.06
• Making Fun of Typos, and the Packbawky Palace: 01.03.06
• Resolutions, One Day Late: 01.02.06
• Happy...zzzzzzz: 01.01.06

December 2005

26 entries.

• Three and a Half Short Stories with Animals In: 12.31.05
• Official Steps for Socar's Spastic Dance: 12.30.05
• Shreddies: 12.29.05
• Socar's Law of Packbawky Participation: 12.28.05
• Goodbye, Elephant Bird; Hello, Mr. Snagglebeak!: 12.27.05
• Fast Away the Old Year Passes: 12.26.05
• Sights and Sounds of the Season: 12.25.05
• The Burd Report: 12.24.05
• The Raspberry: 12.23.05
• Mr. Snagglebeak Gets Up to Mischief: 12.22.05
• The Four-Packbawky Salute: 12.21.05
• ...And Now There's a Varmit Loose: 12.20.05
• Seventeen Man-Eating Clams: 12.19.05
• Another World: 12.18.05
• Trash Birds: 12.17.05
• The Burrrd Flu: 12.16.05
• Limericks for Owls Without Anuses: 12.15.05
• Who Tooted?: 12.14.05
• A Haiku, a Limerick, and a Wonderful Smell: 12.13.05
• Delicious Hot Spiced Grapefruit: 12.12.05
• King Stupid: 12.11.05
• Twelve Bleeps of Protest: 12.10.05
• Socar's Unsubstantiated Theories of Inoffensive Internetting: 12.09.05
• Nice Costume, Weenie Boy!: 12.08.05
• And Then A Dog Didn't Bite Me: 12.07.05
• That Stupid Heroin Doctor: 12.01.05

November 2005

5 entries.

• Silly Bird: 11.22.05
• Vendetta Day, 2005: 11.20.05
• It's World Toilet Day!: 11.19.05
• Dogpiss: 11.16.05
• The Goat Cheese: 11.11.05

October 2005

6 entries.

• Why I Have No Love-Life: 10.22.05
• Me, Clint Eastwood, Mr. Cheng, Rowan Atkinson, and Some Twat from Algebra and Geometry: 10.17.05
• The Real Reason I Didn't Like "Breath of Fire IV": 10.16.05
• These Stupid Sheepy Hooers: 10.14.05
• True Tongue: 10.03.05
• I Confess my Nerdy Little Secrets: 10.01.05

September 2005

5 entries.

• I'm Not Dead Yet (But I Bet You'll Wish You Were, After Reading This!): 09.24.05
• The Other Side of the Internet: 09.21.05
• Must've Forgotten my Bird Coat: 09.08.05
• What Rotten Luck, Old Sock, Old Bean!: 09.06.05
• Råtta from Heaven: 09.01.05

August 2005

11 entries.

• Packbawkies: 08.27.05
• Silly White Rat: 08.25.05
• The Cthulhu Tree: 08.22.05
• I Am Not A Vomit Person: 08.21.05
• The God-Botherer: 08.18.05
• The Horrible Welcome Mat: 08.16.05
• The Snaily Musk of Rotting Leaves: 08.15.05
• Rat B's Slippery Slope: 08.14.05
• The Attitude Behind the Piss: 08.13.05
• The Bad Doctor, The Bad Dance, Et Cetera: 08.12.05
• Test Page: 08.07.05

June 2005

3 entries.

• Hitler's Triumphant Return, with Extra Insects: 06.27.05
• The Professor and the Midges: 06.23.05
• Whirr! Thrum!: 06.14.05

May 2005

8 entries.

• Tutorial: Forking the Bird: 05.16.05
• Socar's Slightly Namby-Pamby Laws of Inoffensive Internetting (Laws of the Internet, For Short): 05.14.05
• From the Department of Rodents and Propaganda: 05.07.05
• Update on the Toads: We Are Still Bamboozled: 05.05.05
• Photographs from Christmas-time: 05.05.05
• I Love Katamari: 05.04.05
• Rat B Grows a Personality; Questions about Birds: 05.03.05
• Exploding Toads, Unzipping Dogbellies, and the Further Evils of Packbawkies: 05.02.05

April 2005

5 entries.

• Guy Who Is Cataclysmically Bad At His Job: 04.14.05
• Ratgrease and Bare Bottoms: 04.08.05
• My Brief and Disturbing Belly-Dancing Career: 04.06.05
• Rat B is an Idiot: 04.03.05
• This Year's Prank: 04.01.05

March 2005

8 entries.

• Oxford and Cambridge?: 03.29.05
• I've Been Through the Desert with a Rat with No Name: 03.27.05
• The Notepad Files: What You Get when I'm Too Tired to Think: 03.13.05
• Dwelling of Creepy Noises: 03.08.05
• Stella's Entirely Sincere, But Slightly Pants-Arsed Video Tribute: 03.04.05
• Stella, Come Back: 03.04.05
• This Blows!: 03.03.05
• That's Annoying: 03.01.05

February 2005

6 entries.

• Thanks for Nothing, Snake: 02.23.05
• I Jump in the Lake: 02.20.05
• The Shorts from Lesotho: 02.11.05
• The Dead Zone: 02.06.05
• A Spiderless Tomorrow: 02.04.05
• Murder in the Dark: 02.01.05

January 2005

7 entries.

• The Rat's Nest Guide to Hitler-Free Television: 01.31.05
• It Lives...Sort Of.: 01.29.05
• PS: Giant Rats Ate My Balls: 01.11.05
• Things People Say: 01.10.05
• Perverts with Binoculars: 01.06.05
• The Sun-Dragonfly: 01.04.05
• The Snow is Snittering Full Snart: 01.01.05

December 2004

24 entries.

• And Then This Crazy Swedish Guy Started a Fight (Or Was That a Fire?): 12.31.04
• Der Führer's Face: 12.29.04
• Mr. President: 12.28.04
• Feeding the Rat (or Who the Hell is Drew Craig?): 12.27.04
• Marshmallowvision: 12.26.04
• For the Philanderer on the Go: 12.25.04
• Grand Theft Auto Plays Us: 12.24.04
• I'm Anti-Christ, Damned Moreover: 12.23.04
• A Strange Occurrence, and a List: 12.22.04
• The Dreaded Impostrophe: 12.21.04
• Chi è Morto?: 12.20.04
• Mockers and Acquisitions: 12.19.04
• Last Year's Resolutions: 12.18.04
• ...And Then a Rat Bit Me!: 12.17.04
• My Life: The Text-Based Computer Game Edition: 12.16.04
• Things that were Horrible about Yesterday: 12.14.04
• Damn Blowhards: 12.13.04
• A Rat, Coveting: 12.12.04
• Hands Off My Milk!: 12.11.04
• And May a Dog Bite You, Bitch! (I Get in a Fight): 12.10.04
• Outside the Rat's Nest: 12.09.04
• Those Damn Screamy Things: 12.08.04
• Why Scotland's Weather's so Pants: 12.07.04
• Operation "Get That Rat Out of my Flat" Complete!: 12.06.04

November 2004

13 entries.

• Big Blue Headwillies: 11.27.04
• It's Called an Idiot Box Because Idiots Like It: 11.27.04
• I Don't Believe in God: 11.23.04
• Vendetta Day, 2004: 11.20.04
• Song for an Internet Idiot: 11.19.04
• Slime Mold Lore: 11.14.04
• Revenge of the Bad Poet: 11.13.04
• Return of the Bad Poet: 11.13.04
• Bad Poets Society: 11.12.04
• Attack of the Killer Footnotes: 11.11.04
• Those Infernal Bluejays!: 11.10.04
• Stella Screws Up my Move, Part the First: 11.09.04
• From the Archives: Chase Scene #107 - The Self-Pity Guy Chases Redemption, &c: 11.02.04

October 2004

8 entries.

• Happy Halloween: 10.31.04
• Fragile Sleep: 10.29.04
• The List of Retribution, and Other Creatures of the Night: 10.26.04
• Operation "Get That Rat Out of My Flat!": 10.16.04
• Sodomy: 10.14.04
• Bad Singers, Self Not Included: 10.09.04
• How I Spent My Week: 10.08.04
• Evicted!: 10.01.04

September 2004

11 entries.

• Fou-Lu the Phone Company Credit Rat: 09.28.04
• Season of Smog: 09.28.04
• Gloves: 09.26.04
• Table Manners: 09.21.04
• Seedlings and Superstitions: 09.20.04
• A Little Slice of Hell: 09.19.04
• A Whole Lot of Nonsense: 09.13.04
• The Big Chill: 09.10.04
• Dead Lobsters and Playful Flowers: 09.09.04
• Random Visuals: 09.07.04
• The Airborne Attack Unit: 09.01.04

August 2004

13 entries.

• Creepy-Eyed Doll: 08.30.04
• Grey and Gulls: 08.26.04
• Death, Heydrich, and the Violin: 08.25.04
• In Which I Fail to Sleep and Fail to Draw Vultures, but Win a Computer Game: 08.22.04
• The City Impandemonate: 08.20.04
• Scotland, Decaf: 08.16.04
• The Lady of the Couch: 08.13.04
• Packnazis: 08.12.04
• Perfect Dreams: 08.09.04
• Debt Reduction and Rat's Arse Expansion: 08.07.04
• The BC Hydro Whammy: 08.06.04
• InterNetHack: 08.05.04
• YARL (Yet Another Random List): 08.05.04

July 2004

14 entries.

• Girl, You'll Be a Hobo Soon: 07.31.04
• If You Want to Destroy My Sweater: 07.30.04
• Snoozing Checklist: 07.26.04
• Bloody Michael Chabon: 07.24.04
• Rip van Rat: 07.23.04
• The Eighties Pirate Suit: 07.19.04
• From the Archives: Tokyo Chase Scene, Not Quite in D-Minor (Allegro Vivace a Movimento Perpetuo): 07.15.04
• Go Away, Hitler: 07.14.04
• My Neighbours Pick their Noses: 07.13.04
• L'Estremo Accento: 07.12.04
• More Thunder!: 07.10.04
• George W. Bush Invades Canada! (Just Kidding): 07.09.04
• Great Huge Glossy Rat: 07.08.04
• Cheek Pouches: 07.07.04

June 2004

14 entries.

• The Packbawky Anthem: 06.30.04
• Slothly Dreams: 06.29.04
• My Lazy Rat, Part II: 06.21.04
• My Lazy Rat: 06.19.04
• A Fruit Fly Invades: 06.17.04
• Screw You, Creditors: 06.14.04
• I Get Burgled: 06.11.04
• Logistics: 06.10.04
• Elevator Fight: 06.09.04
• Stella and I Eat: 06.08.04
• Bloof, Skeek, and the Brunnen-F: 06.05.04
• Rodent's Revenge: 06.04.04
• The Zombie Zone: 06.03.04
• Stranger than Fiction: 06.01.04

May 2004

10 entries.

• Stella's Bath: 05.28.04
• Damn Fire Inspector: 05.27.04
• Fuckinorrible: 05.23.04
• The Thousandth Rat that Died: 05.21.04
• My Imaginary Apartment: 05.17.04
• Money: 05.14.04
• A Friend Like Ben: 05.13.04
• The Third Shit: 05.12.04
• Sea Monsters: 05.10.04
• A Tiring Week: 05.08.04

April 2004

14 entries.

• A Celebration of the Noble Avian: 04.29.04
• Stop Oulling, You Pervert!: 04.28.04
• Bird Kills Rats: 04.23.04
• A Sad Loss: 04.22.04
• Sucky Sucky: 04.21.04
• Bed-Related Dilemmas: 04.19.04
• BlogsCanada vs. the Government of Canada: 04.15.04
• From the Archives - The Giant Rat: 04.14.04
• On My Head Be It: 04.11.04
• Old Shoe: 04.08.04
• My Father, the Rogering Alsatian: 04.07.04
• Rat Bites Shirt: 04.06.04
• A Dream, a Dish, and a Demonstration: 04.05.04
• The Alphabet According to Socar Myles: 04.03.04

March 2004

8 entries.

• Bullet with Butterfly Wings: 03.30.04
• Balls to Vitaballs!: 03.27.04
• Der Vogelfanger Bin Ich, Ja!: 03.25.04
• Rats, Defeated: 03.23.04
• Gluttonous Cricetid: 03.21.04
• Reclaiming Art for...oh--my--Gawwwwwwd!: 03.19.04
• From the Archives - Chase Scene #9: 03.05.04
• From the Archives - Por Una Cabeza: 03.02.04

February 2004

10 entries.

• I Go on a Blind Date: 02.29.04
• The Next Canadian Idol: 02.25.04
• I Get Killed by Hitler, and What Happened to the Walls: 02.24.04
• Roly-Poly Rat Brains: 02.23.04
• Three Daring Escapes: 02.22.04
• Painted Walls: 02.21.04
• Spying on Folks: The Cable TV Edition: 02.18.04
• Dear World, Cont'd: 02.17.04
• The Birdhouse: 02.16.04
• Dear World: 02.15.04

November 2001

17 entries.

• Fish Pakoras and Fishy Behaviour: 11.30.01
• Bugger!: 11.28.01
• Think Of Them as Beany-Boppers: 11.26.01
• The Eyetooth Man: 11.25.01
• My Neighbours Start a Fire: 11.24.01
• The Impossible Dream: 11.23.01
• An Idiodyssey: 11.22.01
• Ugly Wry-Necked Monster Rat: 11.21.01
• Vendetta Day, 2001: 11.20.01
• Selling Things: 11.18.01
• Scraggly-Arsed Dude: 11.17.01
• Elton John's Silly Specs: 11.16.01
• Shakespeare's Sadness: 11.15.01
• The Beginning of My Career: 11.13.01
• Workburn: 11.12.01
• I Get Bummed, Part the First: 11.09.01
• I Hate November: 11.08.01