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December 12, 2006

Bird You, Bus-Stop Man

A BELATED BIRD, FLIPPED VERBALLY BECAUSE I FORGOT TO FLIP IT PHYSICALLY

To the gentleman at the bus stop this morning, who wouldn't stop complaining about his doggie-bag from TGI Friday's:

I'm forking you the finger-gull
To save a dirty word:
Because you're dull, and thick of skull,
I'm flipping you the bird.

Yours truly,

--Socar Myles

PS - What's wrong with paper bags, anyhow?


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