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December 16, 2006

Bite-Sized Smartassery

TWO MICE

The garden-mouse population has doubled since yesterday. As I ate my breakfast (apple slices, roasted almonds, walnuts), I noticed a pair of them playing in the ivy. They seemed to be having fun. Up and down the trellis they went, egging each other on to ever-greater feats of agility. Then, they had a little fight, and one ran away. The other followed, and it was just me and the grackles again.

TWO NOTES

Notes to self, found underneath the couch:

a) Things you might find online:

Internocchio: one who tells whoppers on the Internet. Usage: That Internocchio's about to poke a hole in the forum wall.

Blobservations: (1) observations on the world of blogging; (2) banal observations, posted on blogs*; (3) updates on the state of the Internet, distributed via blog.

b) "I like diamonds. They remind me of water in the sun."
"I'll pick up an Evian for your birthday, then?"

Smartassery in bite-sized format--I like it. I think I'll clean up under there more often.


* Hi!


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