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FRESH GRAVES
Two Cars on their Sides
Saddam, Saddam, CAR ON ITS SIDE, Saddam
Silent Night
Not Tonight--I've Got A Headache
Big Red Ghost
Limericks for a Shoe-Eating Goat
A Pair of Trousers
Saddam, Saddam, CAR ON ITS SIDE, Saddam
Silent Night
Not Tonight--I've Got A Headache
Big Red Ghost
Limericks for a Shoe-Eating Goat
A Pair of Trousers
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Archives by Category
Ancient History
Completely Indescribable
Creature Features
Fiction
Giant Rat
I'm a Hoser!
Life in the Rat's Nest
Not the City (Various Boondock Locations)
Odd Wee Snippets
Pranks and Tomfoolery
Rats
Reviews and Nerdiness
Silly Poetry
The City (Vancouver)
The Internet
EPITAPHS
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FAQ
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Glossary
Appendix A: Birds
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Appendix C: Stella
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My photo album on Flickr
FAQ
Who wrote this?
Glossary
Appendix A: Birds
Appendix B: Videos
Appendix C: Stella
Write me a letter
THE LIVING
NECROPHILIA
NECROPSY
January 01, 2006
Happy...zzzzzzz
I'm tired of this counterfeit cheer--
A pox on your skittles and beer!
To hell with your glass:
I'm raising my ass,
To wish you a rotten New Year.
(Just kidding. Happy 2006, Internet. I'm just narked off 'cos I didn't get a proper night's sleep.)
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