Limericks for a Shoe-Eating Goat

I'm not one to knock or pooh-pooh--
The farming life's perfect for you.
I'm not one to doubt,
But might I point out
Your goat has just swallowed my shoe?

The piglet is famed for his wallowing;
The fatheaded sheep, for his following.
But I think it's fair to
Say none can compare to
The goat's indiscriminate swallowing.