Limericks for Owls Without Anuses

"Hey, do owls have anuses, or do they just vomit everything?" This is me talking. I have, apparently, been knocked on the head recently. Do owls have anuses, indeed!

"I don't know," says Virge, who seems to have been knocked on the head as well. "Although, I could pull a technical-sounding answer out of my...."

LIMERICK FOR OWLS WITHOUT ANUSES

When a bird with a bellyache fouls
Your head, with a blast from his bowels,
Although you may curse,
it could have been worse:
It could have been Zorba* the Owl.

ANOTHER LIMERICK FOR OWLS WITHOUT ANUSES

Behold the cantankerous Owl--
Now, there's an unpopular fowl!
But, hey, it ain't easy;
he must be quite queasy,
Bereft of a functioning bowel.

Generally speaking, owls do have anuses, by the way.

* Zorba: rhyming slang for either "piss" or "vomit", used here to mean "vomit" (Zorba the Greek = "leak" or "sick").