A picture of a dead rat


Silly Internet Journal


December 18, 2006

Noise Report

NOISE

It wasn't so quiet, this morning. The papers were gone from the road, but there was water in their place. I could hear cars hissing through it. I could hear them all the way from upstairs. A man crossed Burrard, shook the rain out of his hair, and mumbled "fuck, fuck, fuck." That, too, I heard from up here.

Later on, I trundled round the block, whistling the theme from Super Mario Brothers. I whistled extra-loudly, but traffic had picked up by then. Probably, nobody heard.

SIGNAL

There were no mice in the garden, today. I didn't mind. It was too wet to sit down, anyway--I didn't stay long.

NOISE

Half asleep

This is me pretending I'm half-asleep. Pretending, alas, does not make it so.


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