Soap Rolls

I might stop buying Dynasty frozen spring rolls. Sometimes, they taste like soap. Maybe they don't rinse the machinery, after sudsing it down. Maybe they share floorspace with a detergent company. Either way, it's hardly appetising--

Curly bean-sprouts, long and thin;
Carrots, sliced so they'll go in;
Crunchy peppers; salt and spice;
Wormy noodles, made from rice;
Chinese mushrooms, slick and brown;
Lye-soap crystals, melted down--

I mean, I've a foul mouth, and all, but it's hardly Dynasty's place to punish me. Ptoo!

I got a particularly bad batch this morning. They left a chemical smell in the microwave. I decided not to eat them.