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FRESH GRAVES
Two Cars on their Sides
Saddam, Saddam, CAR ON ITS SIDE, Saddam
Silent Night
Not Tonight--I've Got A Headache
Big Red Ghost
Limericks for a Shoe-Eating Goat
A Pair of Trousers
Saddam, Saddam, CAR ON ITS SIDE, Saddam
Silent Night
Not Tonight--I've Got A Headache
Big Red Ghost
Limericks for a Shoe-Eating Goat
A Pair of Trousers
SMELLY CATACOMBS and FAMILY PLOTS
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Ratty's Ghost Archives
Archives by Category
Ancient History
Completely Indescribable
Creature Features
Fiction
Giant Rat
I'm a Hoser!
Life in the Rat's Nest
Not the City (Various Boondock Locations)
Odd Wee Snippets
Pranks and Tomfoolery
Rats
Reviews and Nerdiness
Silly Poetry
The City (Vancouver)
The Internet
EPITAPHS
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My photo album on Flickr
FAQ
Who wrote this?
Glossary
Appendix A: Birds
Appendix B: Videos
Appendix C: Stella
Write me a letter
My photo album on Flickr
FAQ
Who wrote this?
Glossary
Appendix A: Birds
Appendix B: Videos
Appendix C: Stella
Write me a letter
THE LIVING
NECROPHILIA
NECROPSY
December 23, 2005
The Raspberry
A ripe and delectable treat,
Or something too rude to repeat?
A burr of the tongue
And the "sod off" is done;
That raspberry wasn't so sweet.
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