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FRESH GRAVES
Two Cars on their Sides
Saddam, Saddam, CAR ON ITS SIDE, Saddam
Silent Night
Not Tonight--I've Got A Headache
Big Red Ghost
Limericks for a Shoe-Eating Goat
A Pair of Trousers
Saddam, Saddam, CAR ON ITS SIDE, Saddam
Silent Night
Not Tonight--I've Got A Headache
Big Red Ghost
Limericks for a Shoe-Eating Goat
A Pair of Trousers
SMELLY CATACOMBS and FAMILY PLOTS
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Ancient History
Completely Indescribable
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Giant Rat
I'm a Hoser!
Life in the Rat's Nest
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Odd Wee Snippets
Pranks and Tomfoolery
Rats
Reviews and Nerdiness
Silly Poetry
The City (Vancouver)
The Internet
Ratty's Ghost Archives
Archives by Category
Ancient History
Completely Indescribable
Creature Features
Fiction
Giant Rat
I'm a Hoser!
Life in the Rat's Nest
Not the City (Various Boondock Locations)
Odd Wee Snippets
Pranks and Tomfoolery
Rats
Reviews and Nerdiness
Silly Poetry
The City (Vancouver)
The Internet
EPITAPHS
See art instead
My photo album on Flickr
FAQ
Who wrote this?
Glossary
Appendix A: Birds
Appendix B: Videos
Appendix C: Stella
Write me a letter
My photo album on Flickr
FAQ
Who wrote this?
Glossary
Appendix A: Birds
Appendix B: Videos
Appendix C: Stella
Write me a letter
THE LIVING
NECROPHILIA
NECROPSY
June 20, 2006
They're Not Giant Rats--They're "Rodents of Size"
LIMERICK FOR MY LITERARY PROSPECTS
You won't get a Pulitzer Prize
For volumes on quivering thighs,
And Alfred Nobel
Would hardly take well
To stories of rodents of size.
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